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What:
If you don’t know what Cripple Con is, there are probably a few things we can guess about you.
1.You don’t have a STD.
2.You have never won an award for being sick and/or twisted
3.The words “Que Padre” don’t make your genitals tingle
4.You are a virgin
5.YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO CRIPPLE CON...and that means that this year is more important than ever to drop the bullshit, get registered and make an effort to thrust your stimulus package in our recession.  This is the original, the amazing, the anti-con art con that will most likely end with “show us on the doll.”  Everyone is welcome at our all art, all party, all crazy annual event.  Just prepare to be hazed like an altar boy at the popes annual steak dinner.  We reserve the right to blow your mind.

When:
Cripple Con carries a heavy tradition to create a celebration in the one time of the year when not a damn thing is going on.  This year we continue that tradition with our convention lying on the famed Martin Luther King Jr. weekend.  This year we have even more fun to jam down your soft little throats so we added a day in hopes to make your panties moisten up just a bit more.  So, starting January 13 and going through January 16, you’ll experience something so special you’ll be writing home to your mom and dad saying “I’ve met someone and it’s different this time.  I think this could be the one.”  We love you too so sign up now!Where:
This year we are once again taking that crispity, crunchety cripple con goodness down south to the desert plains of San Antonio, Texas.  Get your cowboy boots polished and take those leather chaps out of storage.  San Antonio has its own brew of awesome so prepare yourself for an exuberant amount of Drunkeness, *republicans and a shit ton of BBQ.  This is San Antonio and we invite you to deflower it with us.

Additionally, we are super excited to announce this years Cripple Con will once again be at the brand new, super hip Holiday Inn.  This flashy flash of comfort blew our minds so much that we decided to come back for sloppy seconds. Not only is it new, fresh and super slick, IT’S FUCKING CHEAP!!!  We heard your whimpers of empty pockets and answered your recession with a stimulus package fit for a hurricane katrina family of 7.  Seriously folks, get your ass on the horn and let them know you are with Cripple Con and they will give you the super cheap price of $69 for a single, $79 for a double, $89 a triple and $99 for a quad.  We don’t fuck around and as you can see, neither does Holiday Inn.